Is this really your job?

Saturday Night!!!! Last work night of t he week and yet the craziest. Always the craziest.

Tonight is the night that usually has the most bachelorette parties. I love people who show their creative sides and have themed parties. I have seen an 80's theme, a wear-your-old-bridesmaid- dress theme and tonight we had a colorful wig themed party. There was a girl in purple hair, a girl in blue hair who almost looked life a match for girl off the Wendy's sign, and even a girl in pink hair. And then there was a lady who had the largest blown up penis I have ever seen in a club. And of course you have the conservative parties who just have the penis shaped name tags.

I wish I had a quarter for every time someone can not find the soap that is nicely placed on the wall between the mirror. ( i get a pic next friday when I am back there) Majority of the women are too distracted by my display of lotions and perfumes that they dont see it. But instead of asking where the soap is they will try to wash their hands with the bright colored lotions.

I remember a woman actually saying, " Wow this soap is really creamy. Who makes it?" Trying not to laugh, I politely said," Its lotion , and Victoria Secret." She turned red and walked out without taking a paper towel or really washing her hands.

And last night "Quote of the day" came from one of my last customers of the night who complaining while drunk (CWD) about nothing and said, "These bitches need Jesus."
Personal opinion it may be the other way .

As women we complain about stuff that gets tired after awhile. Tonights annoyance was HAIR. We complain our hair is too flat, to fluffy, to curly, too straight, and whatever else crosses our minds. Learn to embrace what you were given and style your hair accordingly. Also its a good chance that you will get hot and commence to sweating. So when you are getting ready to go out put your hair up in a cute updo. The less hair on your skin the better. And also a HINT for the single ladies. Ponytails have been proven to help men think more abut sex( like they need help). because it gives them something to possible pull on. Think abut it.

Closing Tip #1 Always know what your friends have on including the shoes. If for some reason you lose a friend, when you check the bathroom stalls you will be able to scope out your friend's pink Manolo's or tan Nike. It s much better than yelling "SARAH" in every one ears!!!!

Til next time
Do what you can do when you can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seencha, See ya!!!!!!