Fun, for a Tuesday

First let me start off by saying congrats to the REDS who won last night 3-2. Woo-Hoo.

Anyhow, we all know Tuesdays are college night BF. Aren't I the lucky one? NOT.

Ok one nightclub rule is if you are between the ages 18 - 20 you must have black X on both your hands, otherwise you would have a band on your wrist. With that being said, why do these girls come in my territory and try to wash them off. And then to make it worst they do it clearly in front of me. I mean, don't get me wrong, I may be tempted to look the other way if a nice TIP just happen to grace the presence of my golden bowl. It really doesn't matter there is always a friendly bouncer outside my door to keep me company. Ha Ha Ha

No surprise that we had frequent CWD (complaining while drunk) last night but what frustrated me the most was the ladies that came straight from the REDS game. " I am so under dressed" "if I knew I was coming i would have wore something better" "Ain't nobody checking for me looking like this".

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First you must know you are beautiful and sexy in anything that is lucky to touch your body from a McDonald's uniform to a simple REDS shirt to a halter dress. If a one point you did not think it was cute would not have (a) bought it or (b) put it on in the first place. Whatever you finalize on wearing, tell yourself "Yeah I'm Rocking it!" Its always okay to be confident not conceited.

Well now I have a piece advice for the fellas mainly. If you are going to pee in public, please do it discreetly. The window to "my office" shows clear view of the alley. Yes penis can be sexy but not when your drunk and peeing on a wall. Make sure no one can see as well as no windows. Because if I can see you so can the other girls laughing and pointing behind me.

Ok last night drunk of the night was the underage female who kept yelling, "I am smart and I pregamed". First thing if your friend is so drunk that she is running into walls and getting mad at them for being in her way, keep her home. Homegirl tried to dry her hands and fell asleep against the paper towel dispenser. Really? And just a little tip if you are that drunk AND underage its a good chance you will get kicked. Sorry not my rules.

And now for the Quote of the Night. There was a young lady who had a extremely short dress, well maybe I should just say she had on a shirt with heels. When she walked you saw her cheeks and when she danced you saw her spine. I had a REDS fan walk in cracking up laughing saying, "I think I saw her vulva." Welcome to my world!!!!

Closing Tip#2 Ladies have signal for your friends if you need to be rescued from a possible Coyote Ugly. It could be as simple as adjusting your necklace, fixing your ponytail, or even adjusting your clothes. That way it wont look as if you are trying to bring a plane in for a landing.


Til next time
Do what you can do when you can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seencha, See ya!!!!!!