Throwback Thursday again!!! Yea!!!!!Not.
For some reason not many people come out on Thursday. Go figure! Tonight the DJ from q102 was doing pretty good job of playing the jams from the 70's to the 90's. Personally I can not stand when he plays techno. Apparently I was not the only one.
Thursdays are always slow but like every night it has its good points.
Personally I hate when ladies leave their glasses in the bathroom stall. I will tell you why. When a lady open a stall door, it vibrated the wall and made an neglected glass fall and break. Luckily it didn't break into small pieces. Plus it made the floor sticky. I got lucky and one of the cocktail waitresses volunteered to sweep up the mess. Woo Hoo. We were talking as she sweeping and a customer walked past. She was appalled by the mess and said "Jenkies". Yes straight from scooby doo. I almost peed on myself with laughter.
Like I said before being a bathroom attendant is just like being a wing girl or a best friend. But what title I failed to include was therapist. Don't get me wrong I don't mind giving advice. I will always try to give my honest and best advice that I can. But today two women saying two sayings to me that rung a nice bell in my head. The first lady told "what you believe is what is". Basically it means what you believe is what the outcome will be. If you believe yourself to be sexy, you are sexy.
The other lady had great comeback for something I always say. Whenever a customer asks, " How are you?" I always respond, "I am staying positive." They looked at me and said, " that's right. Staying positive and staying negative." All I can say is WOW. DEEP.
Oh yeah the REDS played and I think they won
One interesting story of the evening was I had the pleasure of meeting to ladies from the Black and Bluegrass Roller Derby team. They had a practice but wanted to go out instead of going home. But when they realized they were not properly dressed to go out on the town. What do you think they did? They drove themselves to the nearest Meijer's and geared out. And I have to admit the looked rather nice.
A very well intoxicated woman accused a coworker of mine of watering down her hairspray. Really have sunk to that level. Uhh, No!!! Well at least I do not.
Tonight's QON came from a tipsy woman talking to her friend who was concerned for her because of the alcohol intake. She washed her hands and then turned to her friend and said" You don't have to worry about me I had a penis in a previous lifetime".
Closing Tip #4 If you can not control yourself and Just have too take a picture in the bathroom. Pick a wall that doesn't have stalls or toilets in the background. Any picture is a book full of memories. Lets try to make it somewhat classy.
Til next time
Do what you can do when you can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seencha, See ya!!!!!!
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Saturday, October 2, 2010
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Mucho Cailiente!!
Happy Salsa Wednesday!!!
Yes bumping and grinding can be very sexual but Latin dancing is sexual, fun, and damn near erotic. Ladies think about it: A man swaying with to the music, leading and spinning you, dipping you, basically having their way with you in public until you both collapse out of breath, dripping in sweat when the song ends. And gentlemen the same goes for you except you are in control, ladies are following every move you make. Collapsing in your arms waiting for you to toss them, spin them, carry them, lead them , well damn near throw them across the floor in the heat of the music beat. Yeah I know I need a moment after that.
One of the cool things about Latin dancing everyone is so friendly and welcoming. Majority of them are willing to teach you. At Bartini's they even have a couple there to teach you some moves. I even learned a couple moves, scary, I know.
Now for last night highlights,
I have never been a favor artificial beauty help. And last night i received another reason why not to do it ( like I need it). A lady was there who recently had botox done to her upper lip. When i said recently I mean same day. As the night progressed bruises started to show on her lip. It looked like she was on a date with Sugar Ray Leonard. When you get botox stay home for a while or just deal with the bruises.
Okay I have a question for you why is it the more drinks women have, they tend to forget to wash their hands? Why do some people claim to be scared to wash their hands in a public restroom because of the germs in the sink? We are not a rest stop on the side of I-75, this is a very nice upscale club downtown.
Always there is some kind of man drama. See lets stop right there. If the person you are interested in has their own personal entourage of drama, WALK AWAY HELL RUN AWAY. That's why its important get to know person before anything escalates. Crazy ex's, law problem, and stalkers.
The Q.O.N. happened when two friends came in (tipsy) talking about men and finding a date. When they came out of the stall, the one that was the most drunk told her friend, "I am not hooking you up because you have a young old soul." I just find that oxymoron interesting.
Closing Tip #3 Ladies learnt acknowledge and accept a compliment when one is given. When someone says"Nice dress" don't say "this old thing" or "this is not mine, its my friends" or "i think it makes me look fat". learn to say thank you. For a person to take the time to say something nice about you or your appearance, majority of the time the mean. Smile, lift your head up, and say Thank you i appreciate that.
Til next time
Do what you can do when you can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seencha, See ya!!!!!!
Yes bumping and grinding can be very sexual but Latin dancing is sexual, fun, and damn near erotic. Ladies think about it: A man swaying with to the music, leading and spinning you, dipping you, basically having their way with you in public until you both collapse out of breath, dripping in sweat when the song ends. And gentlemen the same goes for you except you are in control, ladies are following every move you make. Collapsing in your arms waiting for you to toss them, spin them, carry them, lead them , well damn near throw them across the floor in the heat of the music beat. Yeah I know I need a moment after that.
One of the cool things about Latin dancing everyone is so friendly and welcoming. Majority of them are willing to teach you. At Bartini's they even have a couple there to teach you some moves. I even learned a couple moves, scary, I know.
Now for last night highlights,
I have never been a favor artificial beauty help. And last night i received another reason why not to do it ( like I need it). A lady was there who recently had botox done to her upper lip. When i said recently I mean same day. As the night progressed bruises started to show on her lip. It looked like she was on a date with Sugar Ray Leonard. When you get botox stay home for a while or just deal with the bruises.
Okay I have a question for you why is it the more drinks women have, they tend to forget to wash their hands? Why do some people claim to be scared to wash their hands in a public restroom because of the germs in the sink? We are not a rest stop on the side of I-75, this is a very nice upscale club downtown.
Always there is some kind of man drama. See lets stop right there. If the person you are interested in has their own personal entourage of drama, WALK AWAY HELL RUN AWAY. That's why its important get to know person before anything escalates. Crazy ex's, law problem, and stalkers.
The Q.O.N. happened when two friends came in (tipsy) talking about men and finding a date. When they came out of the stall, the one that was the most drunk told her friend, "I am not hooking you up because you have a young old soul." I just find that oxymoron interesting.
Closing Tip #3 Ladies learnt acknowledge and accept a compliment when one is given. When someone says"Nice dress" don't say "this old thing" or "this is not mine, its my friends" or "i think it makes me look fat". learn to say thank you. For a person to take the time to say something nice about you or your appearance, majority of the time the mean. Smile, lift your head up, and say Thank you i appreciate that.
Til next time
Do what you can do when you can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seencha, See ya!!!!!!
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Fun, for a Tuesday
First let me start off by saying congrats to the REDS who won last night 3-2. Woo-Hoo.
Anyhow, we all know Tuesdays are college night BF. Aren't I the lucky one? NOT.
Ok one nightclub rule is if you are between the ages 18 - 20 you must have black X on both your hands, otherwise you would have a band on your wrist. With that being said, why do these girls come in my territory and try to wash them off. And then to make it worst they do it clearly in front of me. I mean, don't get me wrong, I may be tempted to look the other way if a nice TIP just happen to grace the presence of my golden bowl. It really doesn't matter there is always a friendly bouncer outside my door to keep me company. Ha Ha Ha
No surprise that we had frequent CWD (complaining while drunk) last night but what frustrated me the most was the ladies that came straight from the REDS game. " I am so under dressed" "if I knew I was coming i would have wore something better" "Ain't nobody checking for me looking like this".
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First you must know you are beautiful and sexy in anything that is lucky to touch your body from a McDonald's uniform to a simple REDS shirt to a halter dress. If a one point you did not think it was cute would not have (a) bought it or (b) put it on in the first place. Whatever you finalize on wearing, tell yourself "Yeah I'm Rocking it!" Its always okay to be confident not conceited.
Well now I have a piece advice for the fellas mainly. If you are going to pee in public, please do it discreetly. The window to "my office" shows clear view of the alley. Yes penis can be sexy but not when your drunk and peeing on a wall. Make sure no one can see as well as no windows. Because if I can see you so can the other girls laughing and pointing behind me.
Ok last night drunk of the night was the underage female who kept yelling, "I am smart and I pregamed". First thing if your friend is so drunk that she is running into walls and getting mad at them for being in her way, keep her home. Homegirl tried to dry her hands and fell asleep against the paper towel dispenser. Really? And just a little tip if you are that drunk AND underage its a good chance you will get kicked. Sorry not my rules.
And now for the Quote of the Night. There was a young lady who had a extremely short dress, well maybe I should just say she had on a shirt with heels. When she walked you saw her cheeks and when she danced you saw her spine. I had a REDS fan walk in cracking up laughing saying, "I think I saw her vulva." Welcome to my world!!!!
Closing Tip#2 Ladies have signal for your friends if you need to be rescued from a possible Coyote Ugly. It could be as simple as adjusting your necklace, fixing your ponytail, or even adjusting your clothes. That way it wont look as if you are trying to bring a plane in for a landing.
Til next time
Do what you can do when you can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seencha, See ya!!!!!!
Anyhow, we all know Tuesdays are college night BF. Aren't I the lucky one? NOT.
Ok one nightclub rule is if you are between the ages 18 - 20 you must have black X on both your hands, otherwise you would have a band on your wrist. With that being said, why do these girls come in my territory and try to wash them off. And then to make it worst they do it clearly in front of me. I mean, don't get me wrong, I may be tempted to look the other way if a nice TIP just happen to grace the presence of my golden bowl. It really doesn't matter there is always a friendly bouncer outside my door to keep me company. Ha Ha Ha
No surprise that we had frequent CWD (complaining while drunk) last night but what frustrated me the most was the ladies that came straight from the REDS game. " I am so under dressed" "if I knew I was coming i would have wore something better" "Ain't nobody checking for me looking like this".
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First you must know you are beautiful and sexy in anything that is lucky to touch your body from a McDonald's uniform to a simple REDS shirt to a halter dress. If a one point you did not think it was cute would not have (a) bought it or (b) put it on in the first place. Whatever you finalize on wearing, tell yourself "Yeah I'm Rocking it!" Its always okay to be confident not conceited.
Well now I have a piece advice for the fellas mainly. If you are going to pee in public, please do it discreetly. The window to "my office" shows clear view of the alley. Yes penis can be sexy but not when your drunk and peeing on a wall. Make sure no one can see as well as no windows. Because if I can see you so can the other girls laughing and pointing behind me.
Ok last night drunk of the night was the underage female who kept yelling, "I am smart and I pregamed". First thing if your friend is so drunk that she is running into walls and getting mad at them for being in her way, keep her home. Homegirl tried to dry her hands and fell asleep against the paper towel dispenser. Really? And just a little tip if you are that drunk AND underage its a good chance you will get kicked. Sorry not my rules.
And now for the Quote of the Night. There was a young lady who had a extremely short dress, well maybe I should just say she had on a shirt with heels. When she walked you saw her cheeks and when she danced you saw her spine. I had a REDS fan walk in cracking up laughing saying, "I think I saw her vulva." Welcome to my world!!!!
Closing Tip#2 Ladies have signal for your friends if you need to be rescued from a possible Coyote Ugly. It could be as simple as adjusting your necklace, fixing your ponytail, or even adjusting your clothes. That way it wont look as if you are trying to bring a plane in for a landing.
Til next time
Do what you can do when you can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seencha, See ya!!!!!!
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Is this really your job?
Saturday Night!!!! Last work night of t he week and yet the craziest. Always the craziest.
Tonight is the night that usually has the most bachelorette parties. I love people who show their creative sides and have themed parties. I have seen an 80's theme, a wear-your-old-bridesmaid- dress theme and tonight we had a colorful wig themed party. There was a girl in purple hair, a girl in blue hair who almost looked life a match for girl off the Wendy's sign, and even a girl in pink hair. And then there was a lady who had the largest blown up penis I have ever seen in a club. And of course you have the conservative parties who just have the penis shaped name tags.
I wish I had a quarter for every time someone can not find the soap that is nicely placed on the wall between the mirror. ( i get a pic next friday when I am back there) Majority of the women are too distracted by my display of lotions and perfumes that they dont see it. But instead of asking where the soap is they will try to wash their hands with the bright colored lotions.
I remember a woman actually saying, " Wow this soap is really creamy. Who makes it?" Trying not to laugh, I politely said," Its lotion , and Victoria Secret." She turned red and walked out without taking a paper towel or really washing her hands.
And last night "Quote of the day" came from one of my last customers of the night who complaining while drunk (CWD) about nothing and said, "These bitches need Jesus."
Personal opinion it may be the other way .
As women we complain about stuff that gets tired after awhile. Tonights annoyance was HAIR. We complain our hair is too flat, to fluffy, to curly, too straight, and whatever else crosses our minds. Learn to embrace what you were given and style your hair accordingly. Also its a good chance that you will get hot and commence to sweating. So when you are getting ready to go out put your hair up in a cute updo. The less hair on your skin the better. And also a HINT for the single ladies. Ponytails have been proven to help men think more abut sex( like they need help). because it gives them something to possible pull on. Think abut it.
Closing Tip #1 Always know what your friends have on including the shoes. If for some reason you lose a friend, when you check the bathroom stalls you will be able to scope out your friend's pink Manolo's or tan Nike. It s much better than yelling "SARAH" in every one ears!!!!
Til next time
Do what you can do when you can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seencha, See ya!!!!!!
Tonight is the night that usually has the most bachelorette parties. I love people who show their creative sides and have themed parties. I have seen an 80's theme, a wear-your-old-bridesmaid- dress theme and tonight we had a colorful wig themed party. There was a girl in purple hair, a girl in blue hair who almost looked life a match for girl off the Wendy's sign, and even a girl in pink hair. And then there was a lady who had the largest blown up penis I have ever seen in a club. And of course you have the conservative parties who just have the penis shaped name tags.
I wish I had a quarter for every time someone can not find the soap that is nicely placed on the wall between the mirror. ( i get a pic next friday when I am back there) Majority of the women are too distracted by my display of lotions and perfumes that they dont see it. But instead of asking where the soap is they will try to wash their hands with the bright colored lotions.
I remember a woman actually saying, " Wow this soap is really creamy. Who makes it?" Trying not to laugh, I politely said," Its lotion , and Victoria Secret." She turned red and walked out without taking a paper towel or really washing her hands.
And last night "Quote of the day" came from one of my last customers of the night who complaining while drunk (CWD) about nothing and said, "These bitches need Jesus."
Personal opinion it may be the other way .
As women we complain about stuff that gets tired after awhile. Tonights annoyance was HAIR. We complain our hair is too flat, to fluffy, to curly, too straight, and whatever else crosses our minds. Learn to embrace what you were given and style your hair accordingly. Also its a good chance that you will get hot and commence to sweating. So when you are getting ready to go out put your hair up in a cute updo. The less hair on your skin the better. And also a HINT for the single ladies. Ponytails have been proven to help men think more abut sex( like they need help). because it gives them something to possible pull on. Think abut it.
Closing Tip #1 Always know what your friends have on including the shoes. If for some reason you lose a friend, when you check the bathroom stalls you will be able to scope out your friend's pink Manolo's or tan Nike. It s much better than yelling "SARAH" in every one ears!!!!
Til next time
Do what you can do when you can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seencha, See ya!!!!!!
Friday, September 24, 2010
Its Just the Begininng!!!
It only took me 15 minutes to finding a parking spot downtown that was relatively close to the nightclub of the evening. I did my last hair check to my out of control curly afro. Yes, Flawless!!! Repositioned my headband, dismounted the car and grabbed my bag. Now I was on my way to the spot. Shortly I saw the ropes and red carpet. There's was a little line but that doesn't phase me at all. A couple guys looked at me and i knew as soon as i walk pass they will be looking at my butt. And yep, I was right. Two girls who had barely nothing on rolled their eyes at me. But the look on their faces when the doorman stopped checking their ID's to greet me and hold the door open for me was priceless!! I sashayed through the door wit my bag in tow. Had to stop and hug the lady up front who taken money. Not for me of course, I always get in for free where ever I go. Walked pass the front bar with flirtatious bartenders and waved to one and nodded to the other. Then I smile at the club owner who always seemed happy to see me and why wouldn't he? I took a deep breath and retreated to my dwelling for the evening, my spot that only i could fill, my precious domain: THE BATHROOM.
You see I am your friendly and helpful Bathroom Attendant.
Well actually bathroom attendant is really just a cover up. I really work undercover for the FBI. Its my job not only to catch the underage drinkers but too also keep an eye open some of America's female most wanted that can not stay away from the night life. It's a cool job, nice pay, and plus I get to carry a gun and a satun gun. I am trained six different martial arts. And If you believe that I would also like to invite you to my palace in Siam where I am royalty and throwing a big shindig in your honor. See ya there on Tuesday.
Bathroom Attendant, Soap Director, Human Paper Towel Dispenser. I have been called all of the above but I prefer "Professional WingGirl". Unlike other girls in my field, I like to talk to you and get to know you. I am not the one who will let you walk around with toliet paper on your shoes, your tag hang out, or even lipstick on your teeth. Its not in our job description but I like to live by the golden rule, well try.
Tonight was another typical night as I started setting my usual weapons of choose: some celebrity fragrances, top of the line lotions and body sprays, mints, gum, and some other helpers for the night. My station is always next to the sink locked and loaded with paper towels. We are not permitted to leave the bathroom when someone is in there as well as we are not to sit either.
While setting up I had a few people in and out but as soon as I handed the lady her paper towel, i placed my stack down and proceeding to the door to let her out, "Enjoy you evening". I told her as I followed her out. I went straight to the bar to order my regular.
"you want a cherry coke tonight, Ms. Lady." He knew I did. One of the many things I like about this bar was all of the men were in black shirts and ties. A man in a tie usually stood for a man about his business. Think about it. Wall Street, Tie. Managers, Tie. Chippendales dancers, Bowtie. Need I say more? But then we discovered they was out of grenadine at the front bar and I was not going to walk all the way over to the back bar. So I had to settle for a coke with cherries in it.
I scan the bar. Tonight they were hosting a business affair and a couple birthdays. This will be a low tip night.
The later the night got the more people got drunk. The more they got drunk the better my night went. A group of girls walk in with the birthday girl who apparently either been here for a while or was putting some drinks back before she got here. Every other word was not recognized in Webster Dictionary. Two of her friends were also abusing the english language. But I am happy to see there was one leveled head one. For some reason the birthday girl looked in the mirror and referred to hersellf as DORA because of her poofy hair. The leveled friend tried to clear them from the bathroom while saying "lets go find Diego"
Moments later, "JESS!!!!" some girl comes yelling in the bathroom. "Have you seen my friend? Thhe one I came in here with." Uhhh, okay I barely remember you how would i remember your friend? SHe could be anyone thats been in here. " She has blond hair." okay that narrows it done.
"do you remember what she was wearing?"
"she has on a black skirt." This is the kinda stuff I go through all the time. Out of frustration she left realizing she was the only one the in bathroom.
You see I am your friendly and helpful Bathroom Attendant.
Well actually bathroom attendant is really just a cover up. I really work undercover for the FBI. Its my job not only to catch the underage drinkers but too also keep an eye open some of America's female most wanted that can not stay away from the night life. It's a cool job, nice pay, and plus I get to carry a gun and a satun gun. I am trained six different martial arts. And If you believe that I would also like to invite you to my palace in Siam where I am royalty and throwing a big shindig in your honor. See ya there on Tuesday.
Bathroom Attendant, Soap Director, Human Paper Towel Dispenser. I have been called all of the above but I prefer "Professional WingGirl". Unlike other girls in my field, I like to talk to you and get to know you. I am not the one who will let you walk around with toliet paper on your shoes, your tag hang out, or even lipstick on your teeth. Its not in our job description but I like to live by the golden rule, well try.
Tonight was another typical night as I started setting my usual weapons of choose: some celebrity fragrances, top of the line lotions and body sprays, mints, gum, and some other helpers for the night. My station is always next to the sink locked and loaded with paper towels. We are not permitted to leave the bathroom when someone is in there as well as we are not to sit either.
While setting up I had a few people in and out but as soon as I handed the lady her paper towel, i placed my stack down and proceeding to the door to let her out, "Enjoy you evening". I told her as I followed her out. I went straight to the bar to order my regular.
"you want a cherry coke tonight, Ms. Lady." He knew I did. One of the many things I like about this bar was all of the men were in black shirts and ties. A man in a tie usually stood for a man about his business. Think about it. Wall Street, Tie. Managers, Tie. Chippendales dancers, Bowtie. Need I say more? But then we discovered they was out of grenadine at the front bar and I was not going to walk all the way over to the back bar. So I had to settle for a coke with cherries in it.
I scan the bar. Tonight they were hosting a business affair and a couple birthdays. This will be a low tip night.
The later the night got the more people got drunk. The more they got drunk the better my night went. A group of girls walk in with the birthday girl who apparently either been here for a while or was putting some drinks back before she got here. Every other word was not recognized in Webster Dictionary. Two of her friends were also abusing the english language. But I am happy to see there was one leveled head one. For some reason the birthday girl looked in the mirror and referred to hersellf as DORA because of her poofy hair. The leveled friend tried to clear them from the bathroom while saying "lets go find Diego"
Moments later, "JESS!!!!" some girl comes yelling in the bathroom. "Have you seen my friend? Thhe one I came in here with." Uhhh, okay I barely remember you how would i remember your friend? SHe could be anyone thats been in here. " She has blond hair." okay that narrows it done.
"do you remember what she was wearing?"
"she has on a black skirt." This is the kinda stuff I go through all the time. Out of frustration she left realizing she was the only one the in bathroom.
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